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{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}

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{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}

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