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Rubinstein Bagels is a bagel brand with three locations in the Seattle metropolitan area, in the U.S. state of Washington, owned by Ethan Stowell's restaurants. In Seattle, the business operates in South Lake Union and on Capitol Hill; since 2023, a third location has operated in Redmond.
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Belgium competed at the 2012 Summer Paralympics in London, United Kingdom from August 29 to September 9, 2012.
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