{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
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