{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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Hugues Panassié was a French critic, record producer, and impresario of traditional jazz.
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